Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
When did angry sex become our thing?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Randomize
