$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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