Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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