hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He felt like a one man threesome
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Randomize
