oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Randomize
