Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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