Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
it's great music for shaving your balls
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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