oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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