I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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