I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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