Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'm at about main and main street
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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