I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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