I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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