She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize