I cockslap morals
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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