let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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