so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
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