She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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