That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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