Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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