i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
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