Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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