suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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