Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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