Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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