i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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