so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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