Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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