The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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