so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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