I'm drive I can fine osifer
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
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