He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
he thought i was a dude.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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