I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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