Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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