just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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