Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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