Grow some girl-balls and come out already
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
do nipples grow back?
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