i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Randomize
