I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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