Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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