Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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