super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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