yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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