I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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