Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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