Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
And then he peed in my hair
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