Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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