I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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