My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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