Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
No subtext here. People are naked.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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