East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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