Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
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