we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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